Dead Or Alive?


               A funeral  service is being  held for a  woman who  has just
          passed away.  At the  end of the  service, the  pall bearers  are
          carrying the casket out when  they accidentally bump into a wall,
          jarring the casket. They  hear a faint moan! They open the casket
          and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more
          years, and then dies.

               Once again, a  ceremony is held, and  at the end of  it, the
          pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they carry the
          casket  towards the  door,  the husband  cries  out: "Watch  that
          wall!"