Forgetting Where You Put Things


               Two elderly women were eating  breakfast in a restaurant one
          morning. Ethel noticed something funny about  Mabel's ear and she
          said, "Mabel, did you know you've  got a suppository in your left
          ear?"

               Mabel answered, "I  have? A suppository?" She  pulled it out
          and stared at  it. Then she said,  "Ethel, I'm glad you  saw this
          thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is."