Way To Look Stupid

                         By Brooke Householder

          My  roommate  and I  went  to  Kennywood,  an amusement  park  in
          Pittsburgh. At the end of a long day, our friends told us to wait
          at  the gate, and they'd go get the car. We stood there for about
          forty minutes, trying to figure out what was going on. Finally, a
          car came up and  slowed down, then stopped. The two  of us jumped
          up off the  bench and headed straight  for the back doors  of the
          car. Then we hear, "You girls should be more careful! I'm not the
          person you're looking for! Sorry!" We were so embarrassed.  About
          twenty people were standing there, laughing hysterically.