Lights Out

               I  received a  call from  a person  selling long  life light
          bulbs, but I told the sales person, my wife and I are blind so we
          only use burned out light bulbs to keep in the sockets so that we
          do not stick our fingers in them and  get shocked.  Doris did not
          think that  was funny,  but the  sales person  felt very  bad and
          apologized and said that he was terribly  sorry that we were like
          that and if he had known, he  would not have bothered me.  I told
          him that was all  right, I just had a little  trouble finding the
          phone.  He thanked me and I hung up before I had to laugh.  Doris
          says that  is how all of the crazy  stories get started about the

          Marion fisher