Caught In The Middle


               In pittsburgh, one day, I started to cross a busy street.
          A guy took  my arm and  said, I will  help you. I couldn't  shake
          loose. It was a wide street, and right in the middle, he asked me
          if I had a couple of dollars to help him get home.
          I told him that I was broker than he was.
          He quickly dropped my arm, and was gone.

          Dave Johnson